“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
yrdraxxas, you kidder, you
Original comic by yourdndstories
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This is actually perfect. Thanks, prozdvoices! I was already a fan of your work (I’ve listened to Uptown Funk Goofy about a million times), and now… :’) I consider you a friend.
In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.
:D
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
Your comics have been interrupted to give a big ol’ thanks to Felicia Day and the peeps at Geek & Sundry for the lovely shout-out on The Flog!
My inbox currently has 2500 stories in it, but submissions are open! Keep ‘em comin’ and I’ll keep makin’ comics. Thanks again, Felicia!
Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
