“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
In other news, this exists: https://www.patreon.com/acstuart
It’s not officially launching until next week when I have a video up, but you can go ahead and pledge now or just take a look, and you won’t be charged anything until I officially kick things off.
heroicmeep asked:
Yes. Any and all tabletop collaborative storytelling games!
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
Nothing soothes his savage heart like the feel of wind on his skin and fabric in his white-knuckled clutch. If he critically fails his check to rip the shirt, does he put on a sweater?
I’m pretty sure the monster manual explicitly states that goblinoids are super kinky.
Came home to 1000 new followers and 63 messages in my inbox. Guys, we’re gonna have A LOT of fun.
Love,
Noob.
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
A couple guidelines:
If you want me to use a story, THE SHORTER THE BETTER! Try not to go over two or three paragraphs. Boil it down to the ABSOLUTE BEST PART. And the more fun it is to draw, the more likely I am to draw it.
Current prompt: Accidental NSFW moments! Tell me about a time things went from fantasy fun for the whole family to hot and heavy way too fast.