Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
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Nothing soothes his savage heart like the feel of wind on his skin and fabric in his white-knuckled clutch. If he critically fails his check to rip the shirt, does he put on a sweater?
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
And you know what? It really wasn’t.
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
In other news, this exists: https://www.patreon.com/acstuart
It’s not officially launching until next week when I have a video up, but you can go ahead and pledge now or just take a look, and you won’t be charged anything until I officially kick things off.
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Talk about a buzzkill.