That horse is whack with poo-brain.
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“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
In other news, this exists: https://www.patreon.com/acstuart
It’s not officially launching until next week when I have a video up, but you can go ahead and pledge now or just take a look, and you won’t be charged anything until I officially kick things off.
And you know what? It really wasn’t.
What a dog.
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
I asked my patrons for their one-sentence, out-of-context D&D quotes and they delivered. The first three out-of-context D&D illustrations, for the @yourDNDstories twitter. Become a patron to submit your own! http://tinyurl.com/o9x25mx
Talk about a buzzkill.
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~