I’m pretty sure the monster manual explicitly states that goblinoids are super kinky.
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I bet she price gouges.
Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
Nothing soothes his savage heart like the feel of wind on his skin and fabric in his white-knuckled clutch. If he critically fails his check to rip the shirt, does he put on a sweater?
*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
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