I’m pretty sure the monster manual explicitly states that goblinoids are super kinky.
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What a dog.
I bet she price gouges.
And you know what? It really wasn’t.
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
Once you go gnome, you never go home. Did I use that one already? Oh well.
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<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.