I’m pretty sure the monster manual explicitly states that goblinoids are super kinky.
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*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
Nothing soothes his savage heart like the feel of wind on his skin and fabric in his white-knuckled clutch. If he critically fails his check to rip the shirt, does he put on a sweater?
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
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“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
I bet she price gouges.