Nothing soothes his savage heart like the feel of wind on his skin and fabric in his white-knuckled clutch. If he critically fails his check to rip the shirt, does he put on a sweater?
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Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Talk about a buzzkill.
Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
The original troll.


