If we eat the human, we will steal his strength.
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Talk about a buzzkill.
SWEAR TO MEOW.
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Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
The original troll.


