If we eat the human, we will steal his strength.
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The original troll.
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)