If we eat the human, we will steal his strength.
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Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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Talk about a buzzkill.
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
Make like a tree and stand by as your friends are slaughtered.
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Taken from this post on the phenomenal Out of Context D&D tumblr. Go follow it!
Nothing soothes his savage heart like the feel of wind on his skin and fabric in his white-knuckled clutch. If he critically fails his check to rip the shirt, does he put on a sweater?

