“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
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Talk about a buzzkill.
What a dog.
Taken from this post on the phenomenal Out of Context D&D tumblr. Go follow it!
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
And you know what? It really wasn’t.