“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
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That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
The original troll.
“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
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Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
Talk about a buzzkill.
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.