You don’t have to have a heart to know that Hart Hanson is a visionary.
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Make like a tree and stand by as your friends are slaughtered.
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Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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If we eat the human, we will steal his strength.
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<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
Talk about a buzzkill.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’

