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What a dog.
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
The original troll.
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
Talk about a buzzkill.