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What a dog.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
Talk about a buzzkill.
And you know what? It really wasn’t.
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
The original troll.