Talk about a buzzkill.
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“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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Taken from this post on the phenomenal Out of Context D&D tumblr. Go follow it!
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
If we eat the human, we will steal his strength.
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