Make like a tree and stand by as your friends are slaughtered.
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As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
What a dog.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
Talk about a buzzkill.
That horse is whack with poo-brain.