Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
Talk about a buzzkill.
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
And you know what? It really wasn’t.
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“