Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
Talk about a buzzkill.
Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
Make like a tree and stand by as your friends are slaughtered.
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In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.
:D
*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)

