Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
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Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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Talk about a buzzkill.
Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
Make like a tree and stand by as your friends are slaughtered.
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That horse is whack with poo-brain.
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
The original troll.
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.
If we eat the human, we will steal his strength.
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