Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
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Talk about a buzzkill.
SWEAR TO MEOW.
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Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.
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*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
The original troll.