Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
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What a dog.
Talk about a buzzkill.
That horse is whack with poo-brain.
*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
“Geez, no need to be so crabby.”
“That’s it. I’m killing him.”
“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
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It’s not officially launching until next week when I have a video up, but you can go ahead and pledge now or just take a look, and you won’t be charged anything until I officially kick things off.