“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
Talk about a buzzkill.
Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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If we eat the human, we will steal his strength.
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*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
Hello I am very sorry for advertising in your feed but not sorry enough to not do it.
If you’re interested in gettin’ some illustrations, send an e-mail to yourdndstories@gmail.com with “Holiday Sale” in the title, and I’ll get back to you quickly. :)
Enjoy your day, thanks.


