“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
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Taken from this post on the phenomenal Out of Context D&D tumblr. Go follow it!
In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.
:D
Talk about a buzzkill.
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
In other news, this exists: https://www.patreon.com/acstuart
It’s not officially launching until next week when I have a video up, but you can go ahead and pledge now or just take a look, and you won’t be charged anything until I officially kick things off.
I asked my patrons for their one-sentence, out-of-context D&D quotes and they delivered. The first three out-of-context D&D illustrations, for the @yourDNDstories twitter. Become a patron to submit your own! http://tinyurl.com/o9x25mx
As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
