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Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
Talk about a buzzkill.
Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.
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That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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Minotaur: Wow he was hot.
Goblin: I see what you did there.
Allo~
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.


