I bet she price gouges.
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Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
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“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
The original troll.
Sort of a fishy premise. When I read it, I cod hardly believe it. I mean, I won’t entirely rule it trout.


