Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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In the actual submitted story, they included that the character who demanded to fight the dragon actually did fight the dragon, and that the dragon killed him. I would’ve included that, but I didn’t want the comic to drag on.
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I bet she price gouges.
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
The original troll.
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)