Once you go gnome, you never go home. Did I use that one already? Oh well.
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SWEAR TO MEOW.
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Huh. Usually it’s the rogue that causes the TPK.
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“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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That horse is whack with poo-brain.
Lord cheesus died and rose again.
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<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
Mouse about it? Rat’s all, folks! I bet you rodent see that coming. I’m so sorry.
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Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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“What do they even keep you around for?! I completely wasted my spell on you!” “Exactly.”
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