Not all bards are bad people, but most bards are bad people.
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Taken from this post on the phenomenal Out of Context D&D tumblr. Go follow it!
*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
Honestly, I used this one because out of the thousands of messages in my inbox, the premise here was so beyond ridiculous.
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As an aside, due to the number of stories I’m getting about people’s characters secretly being bears, I’m considering changing the premise of this blog to ‘Your Character is a Bear but No One Knows Stories.’
It ain’t hurtin’ nobody and they seem to be having fun.
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I asked my patrons for their one-sentence, out-of-context D&D quotes and they delivered. The first three out-of-context D&D illustrations, for the @yourDNDstories twitter. Become a patron to submit your own! http://tinyurl.com/o9x25mx
“I guess that’s what I get for just handing out transdimensional hell-blades.”
“Gosh Satan, I didn’t mean to–”
“You know what, no, it’s fine. It’s fine! Just go.”
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It’s not officially launching until next week when I have a video up, but you can go ahead and pledge now or just take a look, and you won’t be charged anything until I officially kick things off.
Do you want to set someone on a lifelong quest for vengeance? Because that’s how you set someone on a lifelong quest for vengeance.
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