Make like a tree and stand by as your friends are slaughtered.
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Head-canon: The rest of the party was killed and eaten. Turning to the last remaining member, something about the healer’s peaceful slumber softens the hearts of the wolves. They adopt the healer into their pack and have many fantastic adventures in the deep woods. Later, the wolves are attacked in the middle of the night by an adventuring party, and the healer sleeps through the whole battle.
Talk about a buzzkill.
You don’t have to have a heart to know that Hart Hanson is a visionary.
“Lo, brave adventurers! Have you the mettle to take upon ye this noble que-AAHH” “SKREAUGUGHGHH” (violent noises)
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What a dog.
And you know what? It really wasn’t.