We gotta get out while we’re young,
‘Cause tramps like us, baby we were born to run.
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I bet she price gouges.
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The original troll.
<Later, standing over grave with remaining party members> There is nothing I could have done.
“This is not ‘a few extra.’“
“Because yeah, I’m super evil. I mean, I prefer ‘misunderstood’ but objectively I think it’s safe to say I’m just a real bad guy.”
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*whispers sweet nothings into your ear but in infernal so it’s more like a maddening non-language that sounds of the abyss and feels of a thousand beetles crawling up your spine* ;)